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Valuation
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Employees
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Fired today
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BUSINESS AS USUAL
Payroll poolSIMULATED
0.000 SOL
Next cheque 0.10 SOL

Funded by a share of trading fees. A gig only goes up once its prize is in the wallet.

Raises
    GIG #—
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    THE OFFICE IS OPENING

    First gig in a few seconds.

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    0 applications sealed until judging

      How the office works

      01

      Buy = hired

      Every buy clocks a wallet in. Bigger buys get bigger titles, from Intern to Executive.

      02

      Sell = fired

      Sell any amount and you are on the Fired wall until 00:00 UTC. No gigs, no payroll.

      03

      Do the gig

      A new one-line gig every few minutes. Holders apply. Entries stay sealed until the clock runs out.

      04

      Get paid

      The Boss scores every entry on a public rubric, roasts the losers and pays the winner in SOL on-chain.

      Proof, not promises

      Boss wallet

      Announced before launch.

      Every payout is a plain SOL transfer from this wallet. The Payroll tab links each one on Solscan.

      Where the money comes from

      A share of the coin's trading fees, routed to the Boss wallet by pump.fun fee sharing and checked on-chain, plus a starting fund. Nothing is minted and nothing is owed: a gig only opens when its prize is already in the wallet.

      The judge

      Every entry is scored on Funny 40 · Fits the gig 30 · Original 30. The full judge prompt is public and hashed.

      Read the judge prompt
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